Terms & Conditions

Oh for CRYING OUT LOUD! The Delivery & Returns section was bad enough - and Privacy was even worse!

What on EARTH am I supposed to write in this section?!

Please bear with me while I go and have another lie down in a dark room and work it all out.

PS I’ve temporarily used up all my posh sentences and the full extent of my brainpower in the Delivery & Returns section. So much so, that I actually felt like an Actual Adult for the first time in my life when I finished writing all that.

The bubble swiftly burst as soon as I then tried to embark on this section…

But: if you’re hungry for any sort of Terms & Conditions content, you could go and look in the Delivery & Returns section.